ninja please.....

so i am about fed up with being there for my "friends" I am the type of person that likes to help people out when i can.... you know what... i am buzzed and i dont think i really wanna talk about this.... so i had a few jello shots and a few tequila shots... no beer surprisingly ( i am not sure if that is spelled right but i sure gave it a try) wouldnt it be funny if i peeded blue from the jello shots ha ha ha ... ok random... i didnt realize that uniform shopping was so difficult!!! my baby starts pre k and she has to wear uniforms :) .... I also cut my hair and now i look like JLO.. except i dont have the ass, the flat stomach or the tan... but some where she is in here lol i crack myself up!! Why need a significant other when i can make myself laugh??? I am so lame..... but thats why I am still laughing...fuck it, i am going to bed fellow americans. love KK

The Weekend of insanity!!!

What a weekend I had!! I was sitting here thinking about it and thought I should blog it. So Friday I had to take miss kayla to get her shots for school. I get to her Doctor and they were closed for lunch. So i had to drive around Irving bullshitting til 130. I picked up her shot record from her doctor and took her to the dept of human services. I sign in and we wait. finally after waiting for 45 min and having to deal with 45 plus year old man flirting with me ( but hey it got us in and out quicker then everyone else), we get to the back and they tell me kayla needs 6 shots! I just about fell to the damn floor! I asked the nurse, who had all 6 shots laid out in front of us, if we could some how mix them all up, NO! so i am freaking out and kayla is totally not aware about what is going on! I had told her the night before that she was going to get a shot and she said she didnt want to die lol I had to explain to her that she was not going to die and that she is not going to get shot with a gun. I have no idea where she got that from. but anyways they gave her 3 in her left arm and 3 in her right. This crazy ass little girl didnt even cry!! My mouth drop cause all she said is "that hurt". SO i take her to go buy a dora lunch box cause she did so good.

Saturday my uncles, grandpa, and my dorky cousin who is home from Iraq came over to play poker. I had everyone accept my grandpa take a shot of tequlia lol. my cousin ricky was obviously feelin it, thats what he gets for talking shit about me playing poker. I lost 20 dollars and I went to bed at 130 while everyone else stayed up and played. My dad told me ricky was saying that he shouldnt have taken that shot lol weakass mexican lol

Sunday/ today... I go to pick up Brit Brit ( which is my ex bestfriends sister who is now my bf ) and i get there and she is crying. i finally get her to explain to me why she was crying. Aparently her sister ( my ex best friend tasha) hit her because she spanked her kids. I get pissed and walk in the house and get in tashas face and tell her to never touch brit again and then i proceded to caller her a fuckin junkie, a whore and how she never takes care of her kids and how everyone else does. SO she called me a cunt lol I dont think I have ever been called that in my life and started laughing. white trash makes me laugh lol

My Day

Gosh I have been stressed the past few weeks. I had JayKobs birthday party, I have to get him enrolled in school and I have to get Kayla's shots so she can start school! Both my babies are going to be in school this year! Time flys!! but I sure have thought about Tequila a lot lately lol I cant remember the last time I drank! Its been atleast 2 months. I have been trying not drink cause I can get a little out of hand.... just a little :) oh I wanted to tell people about me and my friend Britni's show we thought about. Ok, you know the show "the girls next door" we are going to be the chubby girls next door. lol but I have been working out so hopefully I wont be chubby. we's be some sexi bitches!!! lol